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HER PERFECT DAY
| 8.45 | Wake up to hugs and kisses |
| 9.30 | Light breakfast |
| 11.00 | Sunbath |
| 12.30 | Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe |
| 13.45 | Shopping |
| 14.30 | Run into boyfriend's or husband's ex and find she's put on thirty pounds |
| 15.00 | Facial, massage and nap |
| 19.30 | Candlelight dinner for two and dancing |
| 22.00 | Make love |
| 23.30 | Pillow talk and fall asleep in his big, strong arms |
MY PERFECT DAY
| 6.45 | Wake up |
| 7.00 | Shower and massage |
| 7.30 | Blowjob |
| 7.45 | Massive dump while reading Sports Section |
| 8.15 | Limo arrives; Bloody Marys on way to airport |
| 8.45 | Private jet to Augusta, Georgia |
| 10.00 | Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club |
| 12.00 | Lunch: two dozen oysters and a few Heinekens |
| 12.30 | Blowjob |
| 12.45 | Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club |
| 14.30 | Limo back to Augusta airport to take private jet to Nassau, Bahamas |
| 15.30 | Afternoon fishing with all-female, topless
crew. Catch 1,250-pound blue marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers plus a few more Heinekens, followed by a nap. |
| 18.15 | Blowjob |
| 18.30 | Return flight with full body massage by topless stewardess |
| 19.30 | Shit, shower and shave |
| 20.00 | Watch CNN coverage of Georg W. Bush´s
resignation. Laura Bush and Dick Cheney are indicted in same scandal (which includes graphic pictures of unusual positions and large farm animals) |
| 21.00 | Dinner at the Ritz: Oysters Casino, magnum of Dom
Perignon, fettucine Alfredo, 20-oz. filet mignon steaks, Gorgonzola salad, magnum of 1963 Chateau Lafitte Rothschild, creme brule, cigars and a Luis XII cognacs, Cohiba Lancero. |
| 22.30 | Sex with three women (at least two of mixed race origin) |
| 23.30 | Whirlpool, steam bath and massage Women then get dressed quietly and leave in a taxi |
| 0.00 | Fall asleep |
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